Found it.

While I was writing the coffee/caffeine thing I was looking for the proven facts on one particular drink that I found repulsive:

Cold Stone Creamery Gotta-Have-It-sized Lotta Caramel Latte
1,790 calories; 90 grams fat (57 grams saturated, 2.5 grams trans); 175 grams sugar

wow.

P.s.

Actually I will say this. Sexy animal costumes should be burned and banned.

Speaking of animals and costumes...

I think dressing up your animal in a stupid costume/human clothing article/shoes is a form of animal cruelty. I don't want to cause a big stir touching on these HARD HITTING issues but seriously. Does Cookie REALLY need to wear a mini purse and high heels?

How would you feel if someone did that to YOU? I let bandanas and bows slide of this subject.

It's like the kid on the leash. I mean seriously.

I feel like going up and petting that kid every-time I see one. Just to show how they are treating their kid like an animal. Hold their hand, put them in a stroller, love them.

Actually Bad parenting in general.

Voting and parenting are two things I think you should have to pass a test in order to do.

wow. We really are hitting all the touchy subjects tonight. Should I add racism, religion and the death penalty. Introducing the NEW World According to Arielle. Edgier. With worse spelling.

Halloween

Halloween is the time for dressing up, and having a little fun as someone NOT yourself.

But I'm always really disappointed by girl costumes. Being a girl I get really tired of the options that are out there for me READ: Sexy cop, sexy inmate, sexy school girl, sexy innocent cartoon character, sexy sailor, sexy witch, sexy nun, sexy french maid, sexy bar maid, sexy construction worker, sexy ball player... do we catch my drift. I am seething with jealousy at all the options the men/boys have. I mean truthfully... I think it sucks to be a girl on Halloween GASP! Yes. All the male readers are going to disagree... but seriously. I want one costume for a girl that's NOT sexy but not taken with the reaction "Looks like she's got something to hide" and/or "What's her problem besides the fact she's not fun/a prude" I want something FUNNY/CREATIVE/WITTY.

Like I've seen creative girl costumes but I can't even remember one ie: Unremarkable. And please tell me a good costume you've seen of a girls, readers because I could use more comments *cough*.

However to share some laughs I'll share with you some of the gems I've found that I find absolutely hilarious. Picture Comments: I really have to be selective with this because these pictures really ARE worth a 1000 words. Sexy Fox Costume: No Comment. I selected the Christmas tree, the boat and the washing machine for a reason... Kudos on the creativity. But can you imagine MOVING AROUND in those all night? Take the Christmas tree one... imagine going to a Halloween party in that. Giggles. Group shot of my first Halloween party of the season. I tried my best to not do sexy. I was pleased with the costume but disappointed in my lack of creativity.

NOOOO.

One of the stupid things about technology is the lack of permanence. EXAMPLE. I JUST SPENT 20 minutes typing out a blog entry then I accidentally closed it. ARGGGGGHHHH.

Seriously. Technology blows.

Slow Motion

Why does slow motion make everything cooler?

I observed this as I was watching the Full length version on Kanye West's video Runaway (I didn't finish it... it was too long). And there's a scene of a grouping of deer (pack? Herd? Crew?) (*SIDE NOTE* What is a group of the animal Moose called... Meese?)

and at first I just saw them as deer THEN A FAST ACTION SHOT TO THE SWEET SPORTS CAR. WHOA! THEN CUT! to the deer. But this time they weren't just normal deer. They were slow-mo walking sexy deer. And I was like. That's BAD ASS. But why? They're just deer... but it was like the slower speed gave them this sexy and powerful appeal (Not that I think deer are SEXY but whatever. I don't need to explain myself to you)

SO Then I got thinking. WHY is everything 10000000 times cooler in slow motion. In fact it gives the most MUNDANE situations this automatic coolness.

Really. It makes a group of men walking in a straight line down the street turn from gay and awkward to epically awesome. It makes a woman getting out of a pool automatically super hot. It makes someone drinking a glass of water from ordinary to EXTRAORDINARY. Should I ever GO to a bullet being shot at someone then their really awesome friend jumping out in front of it to take it for them. It turns from impossible to Heroic. Seriously. Do people who watch these movies even realize how fast those bullets go. Like you'd really have to get a running start to make it in time. They would have enough time to just be like "He's going to shoot you!" and then the gunman would be like "A$$hole!" and then turn the gun on the person who shouted that and it would save a lot of running. Unless PLOT TWIST... the friend who was originally getting shot at and then saved ran to take a bullet for their friend who was going to save them. But that friend wasn't as good as a friend the true friend thought they were and they didn't move to take the bullet. Jerk. It probably would have been easier to follow if I gave the friends names. But then you would thought something like "WHOA! Arielle... getting a little too detailed aren't we?"

It's pointless to use the $ signs as S's for swear words because we all know (abet more fun). Same goes for any swear word/symbols.....censoring in general but that's for ANOTHER day.

In fact slow motion is a lot like drinking... where things just seem cooler/sexier except with slow motion you never have that feeling like "That wasn't as cool as I thought it was at the time" because it's ALWAYS a good idea.

Sometimes when I want to look cooler I'll just walk really slow like I'm in slow motion. I find it's a good conversation piece at parties. Also people remember you more Example: "Hey! Weren't you that retard who walked in the room slowly... what are you ON?" And then you just fade into the background.....

Coffee Drinks and Calories

A cup of coffee is 7 calories.

HOW do you get coffee drinks to even get up to the numbers that Caribou and Starbucks are pumping out.

1000 calories for a drink?

What are you putting in there... lard?

I've attempted to make the highest calorie drink I could and it came up at about half of what these are. What's their secret?

Hehe.